Caption Contest

Posted in Funny Captions on July 2, 2009 by sketchedouttv

Welcome to SKETCHED OUT TV’s Caption Contest.

Today’s theme:

Fun In The Convalescent Aisle

These are the rules:

1. Come up with the best caption for the photos of the people on these geriatric products. We’ve provided one, below the photo… but you can do better, or can you?

2. The best one(s) will be read on one of our video blog posts at www.sketchedouttv.com

…and, BEGIN!

Jimmy practices "Safe Sex". Whenever he goes down on his girlfriend, he always wears his cervical colar

Jimmy practices "Safe Sex". Whenever he goes down on his girlfriend, he always wears his cervical collar.

Caption Contest (cont.)

Posted in Funny Captions on July 2, 2009 by sketchedouttv
Sure, she has Altzheimers, but she never forgets her coutoured bed pan.

"Sure, she has Alzheimers, but she never forgets her contoured bed pan."

Caption Contest (cont.)

Posted in Funny Captions on July 2, 2009 by sketchedouttv
Now you AND your Grandchildren can have a clean ass!

Now you AND your Grandchildren can have a clean ass!

Caption Contest (Cont.)

Posted in Funny Captions on July 1, 2009 by sketchedouttv

"That's right, Muriel...just relax and let it all go"

"That's right, Muriel...just relax and let it all go"