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I really enjoy how the bed pan contours to my fat ass, especially to my inflamed right but cheek from poor bowel movements, because sometimes when I like to eat Velveta melted cheese naked, I don’t like to worry about getting out of bed to take a dump.
This not only provides mother with a comforatable place to drop a stinking load ..For me, because of my long history of “dating” well hung men,it also doubles as a impenetrable diaphragm.
“Hurry up and take the picture so I look innocent when I have this bitch killed off for making me clean her shit. I mean – thanks Mom for everything you’ve done for me!”
My 86 year old grandmother suffers from incontinence issues. But, with the new easy to clean Contoured Bed Pan, I take great comfort in knowing both grandma and her bed will stay clean and fresh!
Whether she fills it with 2.375 quarts of urine and 1 quart of feces, or 2 quarts of urine and 1.375 quarts of feces or 3.375 quarts of urine, or 1.75 quarts of urine and 1.625 quarts of feces, or even 3.375 quarts of feces (you’d be surprised how much grandma can eat in a day!)…no matter how you roll the dice…or fill the pan, I know my grandma is covered.
*Also doubles as a makeshift holding tank when you’re cleaning out the fish bowl. But be sure to make sure it’s fresh water in there!
July 2, 2009 at 2:30 am
I really enjoy how the bed pan contours to my fat ass, especially to my inflamed right but cheek from poor bowel movements, because sometimes when I like to eat Velveta melted cheese naked, I don’t like to worry about getting out of bed to take a dump.
July 2, 2009 at 2:50 am
This not only provides mother with a comforatable place to drop a stinking load ..For me, because of my long history of “dating” well hung men,it also doubles as a impenetrable diaphragm.
July 2, 2009 at 4:17 am
Great for traveling. Also serves as a floatational device.
July 2, 2009 at 5:43 am
when she’s feeling froggy,mum can also flip this over and step on it to get to the real toilet
July 2, 2009 at 6:46 pm
The new “Shit & Slide Sled.” It’s so fast, you’ll shit yo-self!
July 3, 2009 at 3:48 pm
“Hurry up and take the picture so I look innocent when I have this bitch killed off for making me clean her shit. I mean – thanks Mom for everything you’ve done for me!”
July 3, 2009 at 8:54 pm
“I didn’t have the heart to tell her that it wasn’t a hat!”
July 4, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I make a lot of noise cause the nurses, they are so pretty. And the nurses say: Save a toilet ride a bed pan.
July 8, 2009 at 5:17 am
My 86 year old grandmother suffers from incontinence issues. But, with the new easy to clean Contoured Bed Pan, I take great comfort in knowing both grandma and her bed will stay clean and fresh!
Whether she fills it with 2.375 quarts of urine and 1 quart of feces, or 2 quarts of urine and 1.375 quarts of feces or 3.375 quarts of urine, or 1.75 quarts of urine and 1.625 quarts of feces, or even 3.375 quarts of feces (you’d be surprised how much grandma can eat in a day!)…no matter how you roll the dice…or fill the pan, I know my grandma is covered.
*Also doubles as a makeshift holding tank when you’re cleaning out the fish bowl. But be sure to make sure it’s fresh water in there!