"Sketched Out" Blog

Caption Contest

sketchedouttv — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:42:11 +0000

Welcome to SKETCHED OUT TV’s Caption Contest.

Today’s theme:

Fun In The Convalescent Aisle

These are the rules:

1. Come up with the best caption for the photos of the people on these geriatric products. We’ve provided one, below the photo… but you can do better, or can you?

2. The best one(s) will be read on one of our video blog posts at www.sketchedouttv.com

…and, BEGIN!

Jimmy practices "Safe Sex". Whenever he goes down on his girlfriend, he always wears his cervical collar.

Caption Contest (cont.)

sketchedouttv — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:34:05 +0000

"Sure, she has Alzheimers, but she never forgets her contoured bed pan."

Caption Contest (cont.)

sketchedouttv — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:24:52 +0000

Now you AND your Grandchildren can have a clean ass!

Caption Contest (Cont.)

sketchedouttv — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:30:45 +0000

"That's right, Muriel...just relax and let it all go"